Today, some guy woke me up at 5.30am by yelling outside my window. I opened the window and told him to knock it off before going back to bed. It took a good 3 minutes of his laughter before I realised I was naked and he got a close-up view of my breasts. FML
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Bawsack 18
OP here. I never thought for a million years that this would get posted, but it did which is equally awesome and creepy at the same time. I just wanted to clarify a few things. Firstly, thank you for the puns. I love puns and these are the breast I've seen in a while. I'll show myself out. Secondly: I have no idea why it says Leeds. I have never been to Leeds in my life. I'm in Edinburgh, over 200 miles away in a whole other country. The guy in question turned out to be my neighbour -cringe - on his way back from the pub very drunk and most probably high. I haven't seen him since and most probably won't for a while if I can help it. The reason I was naked was because I'd come in from work the night before, showered and passed out in bed from exhaustion. I hadn't noticed I was naked was because it was FIVE THIRTY IN THE MORNING. I had obviously been in a deep sleep because that's what normal people do at 5.30am. Literally the only thing going through my head was that I wanted the idiot to shut the hell up and let me sleep. And no, it probably wasn't exactly 3 minutes but it was long enough for me to go to the toilet, back to my bedroom then try to remove my robe before I realised I wasn't wearing it. Also, he probably laughed so much because he was drunk, high and a crazy naked woman was hanging out her second floor window at 5.30 in the morning. Finally. yes, breasts. Because that's what they are.
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SUN_lover 19
I think it's the breast day of his entire life.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
Hopefully he was black-out drunk at the time and won't remember when he sobers up. Sorry, that's the only thing I can think of that will make this experience less awkward for you.
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Comments (70)
SUN_lover 19
I think it's the breast day of his entire life.
Crazynocatlady 22
I think we should nip these puns in the bud.
ThrottleJockey 36
SUN_lover, you sound like a swell gal.
SUN_lover 19
Crazynocatlady Oh come on! We can't say our tatas so soon.
SUN_lover 19
ThrottleJockey, Damn it! I knew I shouldn't have soaked myself in salt water.
ABlindMan 17
You're officially beating a dead horse now. Just stop. The first was good, the rest not so much.
whysobeachy 37
^I agree. Although I think that 17's comment was pretty good, too.
zippocobalt6 14
I think your puns are great :D
zippocobalt6 14
And 38, I think her puns are MANEly quite creative ;D
noblecheesecake 11
Damn hopefully he doesn't start spying on you with binoculars and shit
ILookAtFMLs 13
He clearly doesn't need to.
extrasnipes 22
You were breast off ignoring it.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
Hopefully he was black-out drunk at the time and won't remember when he sobers up. Sorry, that's the only thing I can think of that will make this experience less awkward for you.
vikky538 29
The only thing men will remember when they are drunk is boobs! Boobs!
Darkness_Hate 29
Next time, double chest yourself!
whysobeachy 37
What does it mean, to double-chest oneself?
interesting33 37
I think it was a pun on 'double-check yourself' - aka check you are ok before learning out of the window.
anyagrande 31
Unless you know him you probably wont ever see him again, so i wouldn't worry about it :)) unless he starts to do shit like that every night, then it might be time for a restraining order
Mathalamus 25
Why was he laughing? I am not smart, but that does not seem to be the usual reaction to a naked lady.
PhoenixChick 26
I was wondering the same thing
phoneaddict13 29
maybe because she didn't realize? just my opinion though
BethieCake 8
Ugly boobs maybe?
ssnow_fml 20
Random yeller:2 OP:0
Prairydawg 6
I could use a close up look
whysobeachy 37
Bro, that's pretty ******* creepy.
mustang351c 11
Not saying you deserve it, (you don't) but what happened to that button on some of these posts?
yerawizardlizzy 27
With the new update it seems they now choose which ones to put YDI on, maybe so it's less mean for the ones where YDI doesn't really fit.
daveshira 3
Well that sucks. I was gonna hit that button Pics or it didn't happend
whysobeachy 37
OP, just send #20 a picture of some drunk guy laughing.