Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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listner1 9
Play along and punch them. Since you are retarded and can't control your actions
emeraldisle 30
Well that's just rude. I hope your fiancé stood up for you.
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Comments (76)
writerchic85 26
I would have stepped out and called them out on it. Make them feel stupid.
lvg_fml 10
Jealousy possibly
limegreenpoopie 31
Play the mindfuck game :3
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm actually wondering if op is a really optimistic, happy-go-lucky person? People tend to think that people that happy and optimistic all the time are weird or on drugs because "who can be that happy 24/7." Kind of like that guy Alac Baldwin plays on Friends that Pheobe dates. If that's the case than who cares, your fiancé obviously loves you op.
bass_ftp 12
Are you sure it was about you?
the_aspect 28
That's terrible, Sorry OP.
messymessiah 11
Well sounds like you need to show them just how nasty you can be. and that you have good hearing.
_guy_j 12
Even if you did have a disability it's VERY impolite to ask what the problem is
nhaba1214 19
At least you cared enough to try to make them like you.
AngryBovine 14
If you have to pretend to be something that you are not then you are wrong from the get go. Sorry OP!