Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, while at my friend's house, I noticed her brother had a bit of an accent. I laughingly said "Is it me or does your little brother have an accent?" She stared and replied with "No, he has autism." FML
Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML
Today, I went out with my parents and a family friend. After saying goodbye to the friend and as soon as the elevator doors shut, my parents started trash-talking the friend's looks, stature, choice of clothes, etc. Now I understand a lot about my education growing up. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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listner1 9
Play along and punch them. Since you are retarded and can't control your actions
emeraldisle 30
Well that's just rude. I hope your fiancé stood up for you.
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Comments (76)
anonamous14 9
You should've said I don't have a disability but I can give you one real quick
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Don't let people bring you down OP. I'm sure there is nothing wrong with you and that you are a great person. **** them.
Steve95401 49
If they think of you this way before you even get married, it won't get any better after you tie the knot.
blostrich_ 19
Geez, why the eff do people have to be rude?. you were only trying to make a good impression. I'm so sorry OP ;-;
vlalam 24
U can't please everyone.. some ppl r just assholes, ignore them and move on
xyze 1
Maybe you were just seemingly too cheerful for people who are cynics or something...
abNormal62 23
You're fine sweetie your friends a little brain damage based on who is chosen to be his friends and how we allow them to talk about his fiancée
laden_swallow09 35
… Wha?
tranced_ 45
There's always these kinda people who will try to put you down! Always judging and trying to find defaults in others! Be yourself and it will be fine.
ZoroMiHawk 25
and that's where your fiance punched them in the face and told them not to mistake his fiancée for their mother, right?
Amanduhhhhh 10
I don't know why people are downvoting you. This is pretty much the only acceptable reaction.
juturnaamo 29
Are you sure it wasn't a friendly dig on your fiancé? Like 'What's wrong with her that she likes you?'