Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I walked into a café for the first time, and as I opened the door, I slammed it into the face of a poor barista. Embarrassed, I tried to apologize while holding the door open for a woman behind me, only to have my hand slip and the door crash into her as well. I then stood there, frozen, as both of them just stared at me as I apologized with, "I swear I'm not a moron." FML
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
Today, while joking and chatting with a coworker on my way to the bathroom, I misjudged the distance to the entrance and slammed my head into the wall. My coworker told everyone. So now I'm funny, but not for the reason I wanted to be. FML
Today, after a heated debate with my friend on whether blondes are naturally stupid, I convinced her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and poured myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I put it in the cupboard. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML
Today, I walked into a "pull" door after confidently telling someone, "It's this way, I know this place like the back of my hand." The sound of my forehead hitting the glass kinda proved otherwise. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
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skyttlz 32
Way to go
Goldenchest 14
apparently you ARE an oblivious and stupid blonde
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Comments (222)
Skatejock21 0
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence.
ELBpink64 0
That's hilarious! sorry though, haha!
Shadow4i5 3
blondes do have more fun.
KickItHigh 32
"A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun; they just don't remember with who." :)
CTVrhythmguitari 8
lol although this was quite ironic and made you look stupid, I wouldn't go so far as to say your life is ****** because of this xD
TYln52 3
guessed it!!!
kenshin496 3
I bet ur hot though.. ;)
cab227 2
YLS I've walked into a stop sign before, so don't feel bad.
LIVE2FAIL 0
haha how do you kill a Mexican.... throw a taco off a cliff. how do you kill 100 more mexicans tell them he didn't get it!
Rico_Mal1116 0
Why weren't you in the kitchen?
kei1108 13
that's definately not because your blonde. it's because you're not watching where you're going. don't make all the light haired people suffer..
agasshi_fml 0
You, my dear, should stop using such foul language towards others when trying to back yourself, because it just makes you look extremely stupid and immature. Also, you used the wrong form of "your". The correct form that should be used in your sentence is "you're" not "your" hence the fact that you were directing that to someone.