Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
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cheapluxury 4
Shrooms are bad for you... in any form.
Graawr 7
Hah! now you have a mushroom mark on your skirt or jeans. :D
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Comments (110)
sweet_candy_ 17
Lmao poor op just wanted to sit :(
mintcar 10
Oh awesome. Marinating your ass in urine.
mintcar 10
Sorry for double posting. I don't mean to blame the app but IT'S THE APP'S FAULT. :/
Phustercluck 11
I understand completely. App fudges up all the time.
mintcar 10
Yeah, way too many bugs. Sometimes it shuts down on me and other times I have to make numerous comments just to get one to go through. I usually get on FML during class and when I'm in bed so the iPhone comes in handy. I just wish it wasn't such a pain. :/
meanmachine511 0
yah it could turn on you at times
mintcar 10
Oh awesome. Marinating your ass in urine.
resinnet 0
shit happens. at least you had pants on.
Phustercluck 11
Why wouldn't he have pants on, on the bus?
Phustercluck 11
She* and change pants to bottoms...
1personinthiswor 0
I kinda thought the same thing....lol
kube_fml 0
shit doesn't happen. piss does
pingpongz 1
so you just sat there and let your panties soak up all the urine? wow that's considerate.
gottrythis 0
I thought girl have to be on the knees to give head. Seating man you really must be tall. And props on getting her that wet.... But seriously when you got up did it look like you piss your pants hahah
jmike101 0
wow.........word
hedgerow 0
grammar fauna all over the place
r122989 0
YDI for sitting in someones VISIBLE butt sweat in the first place.
francisw93 3
haha
Jimboom 12
Admit it... this fufilled one of your fantasies in a way, being peed on by an old lady that is. ;-)