deliveryboy
China
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
munchkin77
Nice try, Karen
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
pea
United States
Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
pizzagurl
United States
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United Kingdom
Bag of frozen peas time
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Butter fingers
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
mushroomless
Thayne, United States
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
CaptainFluffyPaw
San Francisco, United States
Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Top comments
soprecious225 0
I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...
Winter247 2
I hate little kids.
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Comments (116)
Thabb 0
7, this might just be their temporary job while in college or high school, what proof do you have it's their career?
emsiti 6
fid they translate it because last time i checked there is chinese fml?
RockstarRN 10
What a little bitch!
lizliz23 0
smack her w/ a slice
DarkJoy_fml 5
I used to deliver pizza and majority of the time when an order is late it is not the delivery driver's fault. It is most of the time the cook, but also can be the person who is cutting the pizzas or the person who took the order.
fluffysponges 0
You'll get used to it. I have a little sister.
j_cat187 20
time 2 get violent
nicolelio 0
that's what you get fool!
dealerdon 0
I don't see the problem u should drive faster next tine oh and the customer is always right :)
furion89 0
why is this even an FML? a LITTLE girl calling an OLDER man an idiot is depressing? YDI since you actually posted this meaningless FML..