deliveryboy
China
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
munchkin77
Nice try, Karen
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
pea
United States
Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
pizzagurl
United States
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United Kingdom
Bag of frozen peas time
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Butter fingers
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
mushroomless
Thayne, United States
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
CaptainFluffyPaw
San Francisco, United States
Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Top comments
soprecious225 0
I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...
Winter247 2
I hate little kids.
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stormchaser24 24
what does she know? her parents might have told her to say it to get a laugh.
ramboman19 8
why are most people voting YDI on this one?? :0 FYL
Roxxay 6
everyone's sitting at home and waiting for the pizza to arrive, I assume.
NightMarePuppy 0
because op was truamatized by being called an idiot. apparently this is fml worthy
Anfarwal 10
#56 An FML doesn't have to be a traumatic event.
gurly98 13
It's self explanatory
random_cashmere 25
win
Deservesit22 1
Should've added $12 to the bill Just sayin...
calbabe96 5
I love how you come up with the random number 12... ahah
Deservesit22 1
What # were you thinking of? And who dose not like $12?
SassiestLemon 2
I get the feeling that somebody will comment and say that they thought of 69. Anyway, I thought of 8.
clashatdemonhead 3
you obviously did not get the pizza there fast enough.
kingtz 6
I think the most amazing thing about this story is that they have pizza delivery in China!
docscientist 10
Why is that amazing?
resinnet 0
You've probably never travelled out of your country have you
Neverafter 14
Are you the bonana king?!
Jackmangold 0
because pizza delivery is for capitalists
briidontgive_ 0
@ 11 yeah that's what I was thinkinn .
SirJamin 4
They do?!
lordcaliburx 0
its her parents fault as well as your fault. the kid needs to learn to respect adults and your parents should of showed you how to live a good life instead of slinging pizza. YDI and you are stupid.
Juliaa15 6
Please refer to the second reply on comment 7. && btw yur $t00p!d.
Juliaa15 6
Please refer to the second reply on comment 7. && btw yur $t00p!d.
clashatdemonhead 3
and you arent? way to spell things right.
lordcaliburx 0
that is number 7 and his example. that does not pass to the OP just because one person is trying their hardest. quit complaining that you can not find a good job. try looking more. and if you are all about doing things you don't like then join the military. pay is great. you get 3 squares a day and all the work out you want. boo hoo. suck it up and quit sucking at life.
Sinkhole 26
Have you ever ordered a pizza, lordcaliburx? I bet you have. If everyone thought the same way you do, there wouldn't be anyone left to deliver your pizzas, or any other type of fast food either. Just because someone works delivering pizzas, it doesn't mean that that person doesn't have a good life.
badintentions 0
u should have told her "yea well u're the one about to eat the pizza with all my "secret ingredients" on it."
Bobissmall 13
To a little girl. Really? I'm sure you'd probably get fired for something like that. No one likes employing pedos.
EmoGiana 0
If I was that girl and you came late, I would grab the pizza, call you a moron, and be like GTFO.
GoingLesbian 0
That was my though... Or she just hears it a lot from her own disrespectful parents and is only copying.
nikki9tails 3
i like your user name going lesbian :p
amh721 0
I hate kids. If it didn't cost you your job, I would say to drop kick her in the head.
MCDeranged 0
Excellent choice, it's clear you are troubled... if I drop kicked your kids head for slightly foul language would you be okay with that ? I'd sue you.