deliveryboy
China
Today, I was told that I was an idiot by a little girl because I didn't deliver a pizza to her house fast enough. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
munchkin77
Nice try, Karen
Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML
Cano951
United States
Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML
pea
United States
Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML
pizzagurl
United States
Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
Anonymous
Norwich, United Kingdom
Bag of frozen peas time
Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML
Anonymous
United States
Butter fingers
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
mushroomless
Thayne, United States
Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML
CaptainFluffyPaw
San Francisco, United States
Today, a customer complained about me for getting their order wrong. This would have been fine if they hadn't sent their ten-year-old kid to order for them. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML
Top comments
soprecious225 0
I deliver pizza too.. people are so rude.. what part of "delivery driver" do they not get.. we can only get it out as fast as the people inside can make it...
Winter247 2
I hate little kids.
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Comments (116)
resinnet 0
Well.. Why didn't you??
Kthxbaibbq 0
Or what if she was psychic and saw that you secretly do pot before driving. What now?
mintcar 10
PWNED by a little girl. How long did it take you? There's nothing more galling than waiting foreverrrrrrrrr for pizza delivery.
Sinkhole 26
There is something more galling than that: hurrying to make a delivery and still having to stand crappy customers.
cdude200 10
people should never **** with the people in charge of their food (=
camerican21 1
Jimmy Johns next time?
jordanprodigy023 0
Yea disobey the law and drive faster so you can give pizzas to ungrateful bitches
hosson 0
if that happens again tell them u spit in their food.
wakeNmakePIZZA 0
wow, you must be extremely sensitive
misskb 0
Its a little girl.
minktheshrink 0
ydi for thinking you life is "f'ed" because a little girl said your stupid