Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML
Today, I realised I have no friends circle to call my own, no motivation to conquer the day, and no confidence to put my life back together, all because I failed the test that could get me closer to my dream job. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!
Carpy 8
You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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Comments (120)
nickdunbar 8
i love nail files :D
Ceci11_fml 0
It's better to be weird than normal. :) there are too many normal people in the world. ^_^ But boring "/ try doing something out of the normal :)
SeasonedLemur 5
Yeah but if everyone started being weird then that would become the norm and normal people would become weird. Your argument reminds me of how emos used to say they were non conformists by wearing stupid clothes but really they were just conforming to what their friends and musical influences said they should. If they really wanted to not to conform they should have worn a potato sack to school and eaten out of the local landfill while chanting bible verses.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Nah Lemur, there's already a hemp-wearing, dumpster-diving, speechifying subculture of freegan anticonsumerists nowadays. If you want to be really unique, you'd have to *gasp* not care how conformist you are or aren't, and just be youself.
Shrimp_Martini 4
well at least it's something you can change about yourself.
wisericky 12
hmm, a nail file... so it was a wet dream right?
not_funny_at_all 3
I am trying to think about what possible dream could you have had about a nail file....but atleast now you can try to be a little less boring.
braveblade74 0
Make today an adventure :)
lolol_BKYCHO 3
It's ok I have boring dreams too. Facebook, texting, sitting in class... You're not alone.
mchall2011 0
I dreamt about cleaning my house last night...
BariumDeep 0
fake it. talk to other people to find out what they want to talk about. then talk about that. nothing is more interesting to any one, than what they are interested in.
BamBarBiYaKergud 2
to have bunch of friends not always good. think your education and career then you will never be bored. I hope so lol