Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML
Today, I realised I have no friends circle to call my own, no motivation to conquer the day, and no confidence to put my life back together, all because I failed the test that could get me closer to my dream job. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!
Carpy 8
You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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Comments (120)
GanjaLovaLikeNoO 0
ZZZzzzz.....
SunDropGirl 0
hahahhahahaha why...?(:
cutiebeihoff_fml 0
wow that's deep my cat has better dreams than that how I can tell he growls,meows,kicks, and drowls
sabrecaz 0
maybe because you like long and hard things
TFNLbosox 0
i stopped reading this i got too bored.
xxsolomonsterxx 0
Was the nail file special or something? Who the **** dreams of nail files?
ErkCondra 0
Hmmm... To see a nail filer in your dream, suggests that you need to smooth out the rough edges of your personality or your relationship with others. You may be a little to harsh and abrasive toward others. -Dream Dictionary Food for thought...
LacrosseGirl23 3
Woah. Thats borring, but hey, we arent here to judge
Crncj 0
I sometimes dream of a rock
lilac268 0
Depends wat the nail file was doing that makes it interesting or not ;)