Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cousin wanted to play chess with me. I've never been good at chess, but I had no idea until now that my cousin is somehow even worse than I am. I also forgot that he's a sore loser and a half until after I finished thoroughly trouncing him. Now I have a black eye. FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML
Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
Today, I visited with my cousin on her deathbed. When I asked what she was doing, they replied that she was sleeping. Next thing out my mouth without thinking was, "She can sleep when she's dead." FML
Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML
Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML
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aback 5
So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.
genius_man16 1
Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.
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Comments (91)
genius_man16 1
Um, so the **** what? It's a dream. Stop getting your ******* panties in a bunch.
dacho 7
Agreed. "Oh nooo, my cousin had a dream, **** MY LIEF ;;;_;;;"
marz88 0
Why in the name of god is this an FML?. Stop QQing damnit it was a dream. I bet a bunch of little kids are moderating this going OMG that's so terrible. FFS
hecuva 0
Just to add to this NOT being a FML... they were talking about having "wierd" dreams, so her cousin could be saying that it was wierd that she lost... therefore a good thing, right?
0___0 9
yeah! it's weird that you lost, you should have won ;D
DameGreyWulf 1
Dude, no kidding! This is rather ridiculous. Kinda like the Jackass crew guys, but man, even theirs were better with this....
chocoLIFE_fml 2
@#21 lol QQing :P
look_its_me 0
of course, that's just a dream. the reality is that shell bitch about anything for the attention
thecrazed7 0
YDI for having relatives.
ckpy8 4
Are you kidding me? Everybody has relatives. It isn't something they can help. Did you even think before posting that? OP: It was only a dream. Who knows what goes on in other peoples' minds?
KumoFF7 3
He's a troll dumbass don't listen to him. YDI for living in taiwan
thecrazed7 0
She* :D ..... AND your a racist.
notanazi 0
And *you're* an idiot.
thecrazed7 0
**** you. nazi.
AntiChrist7 0
seeing such a worthless FMl getting past the moderation is a complete nightmare
SaintJimmy 0
So ******* what? He was your little cousin who had a DREAM!! Maybe he was the judge of the beauty contest and he thinks women who look like rats that walk on two legs are beautiful and that's why you lost. Get over it.
TheSuitGuy 0
So, your little cousin had a weird dream where you lost a beauty contest? FYL indeead. FYL cause you're total loser for being affected by THAT.
oopsie_daisy8446 0
6th!!!!!!!
HahaYDI 0
Fail
aback 5
So tell your cousin you dreamed s/he was eaten by spiders. And his/her parents were glad.
faildood 0
tell him you had a dream he/she fell off a roller coaster then make him/her watch final fantasie 3
faildood 0
final destination*
FuzzyWalnuts 0
It's a dream though you can't really get mad at that. I had a dream I was laying with my gf on a bed of fruit cans...
timtam24 0
i had a dream once that king kong attacked my school and everyone hid under the desks. Don't worry about it dreams don't mean anything.