Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML
Today, I realised I have no friends circle to call my own, no motivation to conquer the day, and no confidence to put my life back together, all because I failed the test that could get me closer to my dream job. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!
Carpy 8
You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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Comments (120)
sk8erd 15
what's a nail file? cuz I'm pretty sure that if I can't understand Op's words then he/she is a boring person
christiecakes 0
you should get you're nails done.
Calyx_fml 22
Zzzzzzzzz...
sheethapins 13
My nail file wanted me to tell you that you showed up in it's dreams too.
j_cat187 20
i had a dream that i flew a biplane threw the cosmos. then i saw an alien that looked like the statue of liberty
Lisa89 3
If you feel as though you're not happy with your life, do things to change it! I always think I'm boring but I'm naturally less sociable than the average person, and maybe I have different priorities and likes to other people. If I wanted to make the effort to be more 'fun' then I would but that wouldn't make me happy. If everyone liked the same epic things then belive me, that WOULD be boring. If the no-friends thing is an issue I suggest joining clubs and getting a hobby where you meet lots of people, or make that extra bit of effort to get to know people at school or at work. Don't push it, just step out your comfort zone once in a while. :)
truebloodednigga 0
I hear if you bitch more you become less boring
iLikeWaffles155 5
I like boring people more than bitchy people. Might just be me tho.
xoxotayy58 0
haha that's hella funny
coltsluvr123 2
I was looking for an "awkward" button when rating this FML... sorry but seriously, a nail file?
aaronruark 2
I want to here more of this dream seriously