Today, I was told that I am an incredibly boring person and that it's no wonder I have no friends. I think they're right; last night I dreamt about a nail file. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my friends what they thought was my biggest problem. All of them responded, "You're boring." I don't deny it, and I certainly did ask, but… Ouch. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, yet again I was made to feel how talentless and boring of a person I am. I have great academic achievements, making me one among the top 0.02% youth of my country, but am so uninteresting and introverted that people don't want to be friends with me. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, my cousins and I were bored so we began talking about weird dreams we've had. My little cousin turns to me and says "I had a dream you were in a beauty contest. You lost badly". FML
Today, I had a conversation about how my day was, while dreaming. That’s how lonely I am. FML
Today, I found out that my entire family thinks I have no friends, am expressionless (to quote, "a robot") and that my monotonous voice hints at the suppressed depression hidden deep inside me. According to them, I need psychic evaluation. It all came out during a family reunion. FML
Today, I realised I have no friends circle to call my own, no motivation to conquer the day, and no confidence to put my life back together, all because I failed the test that could get me closer to my dream job. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0
Wait, if you didn't have friends, who told you that you were boring? The nail file?!
Carpy 8
You darted friends in preschool? Who the hell would give a preschooler darts to throw at people?
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Comments (120)
kilroy88 0
a nail file... just a nail file? no kinky setting? didn't use the nail file for anything erotic? just a nail file, against a monotone background?
RavenDesired 10
Lol!
CitrusGirl 0
No one makes friends by sitting alone whining about their lack of friends.
iLazy 0
It's a vicious cycle. They lack friends, develop an anti-social behavior and find it hard to break from that habit. Die Alone
awesomeooo3 0
Lighten up, it's a joke. I find this FML hilarious!
CrazyManNo9 29
I'm sorry? Were you talking to me?
YacL 15
Just a nail file the entire night? Your dreams must have some dedication to nail files.
kiss_1214 17
Lol sorry but this is about your profile pic I LOVE FULLMETAl ALCHEMIST!! but I like WINRY rockbell ;)'
mintcar 10
Was it a superhero? Did it fight crime? No? Seriously, you're boring as ****.
mintcar 10
Apparently sarcasm isn't used on FML anymore.
sheethapins 13
Sarcasm isn't obvious, obviously.
mintcar 10
Oh right..a superhero nail file. I was completely being SERIOUS.
bluegoldfish 7
well i appreciated it.
paras0mnia 3
If people find you boring, then they themselves suffer boring personalities, cheer up buttercup :P
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
How far do you extend this reasoning? If someone tells you you've got bad breath or they hate your shoes, do you assume that she is the one with bad breath or ugly shoes? I see that you're trying to be encouraging, but really, the logic doesn't quite follow.
Ky011 0
Actually your ligic follows :) people who usually criticizes others have that same issue.
bluegoldfish 7
so if I said you had bad spelling would that be me trying to make up for insecurity over my own?
hpdc 0
76, yes I* :)
helmet786 4
wow pshhh... nail files ain't boring ;)
Annie443417817 0
Yeah. You are boring
SeasonedLemur 5
I once had a dream that my bed was on fire and the only way to put it out was to take a dump on it. needless to say I awoke with utter confusion, yes I had shat the bed. Bad times....
HeavyMetalViking 0
You troll, lemurs don't sleep on beds.
SeasonedLemur 5
Seasoned ones do.
HeavyMetalViking 0
Hah, I figured you'd say that. So, what were you seasoned with? Herbs and spices from under the bridge you frequent? ;)
dallas07 0
^^ lmfao
Bassgeek 0
well what did the nail file do