Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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nick0011 0
How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved
Gasca 0
Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her
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TheAmazing_fml 0
well assuming tht u r indeed straight, tell her your all woman loving. and try to strt acting less queer.
21icefox 0
2 is a jerk and tell her ur NOT gay!!!!
Mick1990 0
Mistaken for the gay best friend eh? Been there mate. Anytime a guy is nice to a girl and doesn't stare at her boobs the whole time, the girl automatically assumes the guy is queer. FYL dude.
Loser390 0
I would be like: "Okay how about Alexander's Steakhouse at 6 on friday."
hehe333 0
the fact that you didn't just tell her your not gay right away, makes me start to feel like you need to come out of the closet with something douchebag!
Carla_E 0
Aaww, that's so sad...I'm thinking -massive blow to the ego with a side of "I give off that vibe?" sort of thing?
judgeymcjudge 0
Excuse me, but WHY didn't you take that opportunity to say "I am straight, and I'd totally date you" or something along those lines? The moment was there! You didn't take it! YDI for being a fool!!!
luvtigers22 2
atleast she would date you! but you should have said you were straight otherwise she would still think you're gay.
posampo 0
No offence to the op but in my personal experience, when a girl says that she really means "I know you're straight, I know you like me, but I wouldnt ever go out with you in a million years so I'll use this line to put you off" it's pretty much the same as "you're such a great friend" It really means theres nothing gonna happen there ever
lesp 6
Oh wait, but you're not, and she just said yes. FY. . . Nah. Not cool she thought you were gay, but you probably just got the girl you like, so no FML.