Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML
Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
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nick0011 0
How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved
Gasca 0
Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her
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HumansSuck 0
Next time you see her, just kiss her. You only live once.
rachelbrianna25 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! lol. tell her ur not gay by asking her on a date! i hate it when ppl drop small hints just come out with it already!
_____me_____me__ 1
she obviously knew you arent gay if ur talking about someone you like... if my guy friend who i thought was gay was saying stuff about someone he likes id be trying to get all the details and excited for him liking someone... its obviously a way for her to get out of the situation if thats all she said
Overcast117 5
Everybody else is saying 'tell her you're straight'. I say 'try dating men.' Because I'm cool like that.
lucythang 0
Girls use the "I would date you if you werent gay" trick to give them a hint that they would actually NOT date you, but it is a much softer way to reject.
Denali_fml 0
Too true #32
jewelzgalore 0
:'( But seriously, tell her you're not gay!
kissesinbetween 0
Tell her that you're not!!
americayay 0
I'm not sure that she'll want to date you anyway after thinking you WERE gay, because clearly something about you is effiminate. However, now you can work on that. Silver lining.
EMR_fml 0
**** you OP! You used your crushes telephone number as your user name just to get back at her for rejecting you? Thousands of people are calling her in the middle of the night. This is your revenge just because she wouldn't go out with you? Asshole
Loser390 0
Good job I didn't notice that. So when you were insulting someone for "getting revenge" which is what you assume he did, you brought extra attention to what you didn't want to be known.