Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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Comments (198)
Riskyy_fml 0
that is fail at life if ur dad think that about u
mightymart 5
why do you stick with the sucker?! dump his sorry ass!
breenntt 0
wow... your boyfriend is a jerk =
sallen0046 4
Instead of complaining about how he never does anything nice for YOU, maybe you could try doing something nice for HIM. People stop going out of their way to make others happen when they don't get any recognition or reciprocation. I guarantee that if you start making more of an effort, he will too. That is of course, unless you're just a spoiled brat who needs constant attention and grand gestures. In which case, get over yourself and appreciate he so much as sticks around.
sweetTnt_fml 0
Maye if u wasnt SCUPID he would do things for u
xxniteskie 1
Dot.Dot.Dot.
Seelu 0
sucks!
ijenah 0
:( Time for a new friend and bf
rzbt21 0
you probably don't cook and clean for him enough, like you are obligated to as a woman
saragr94 2
lol, i am hoping that was a joke?
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Confused? hahahaha Keep telling yourself that.
ringogrey 4
oh snap