Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my girlfriend by cleaning the entire house while she was at work. I even lit incense to make it extra special. When she came home, she walked in, sniffed, and immediately accused me of "cheating or something" because "only guilt makes you clean this much." She also blamed me for adding more dust by burning incense. FML
Today, I cleaned our whole house. I wasn’t expecting praise, it was just the house needed cleaning so I did it. I also wasn’t expecting my girlfriend to get mad at me for “cleaning everything as a form of passive aggressively criticising her for her not having cleaned the house either.” What? FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, I woke up early to do the dishes and clean up, after having people over yesterday. Now my wife is mad at me because I didn't stay in bed with her longer. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Quasar55_fml 18
As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way
Ryan0510 0
Paranoid bitch
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Comments (182)
itsalwaysYDI 0
Well were you cheating?!? haha
bravesfan112233 0
that's what you get for being nice
Ryan0510 0
Paranoid bitch
MC18 0
Maybe SHE was the one cheating...you definitely don't want to be with her if she's going to get mad over something so stupid...
littlemissFYL 5
I agree 26, maybe OPs girlfriend was cheating and was looking for a way out of the relationship. if not, then your girlfriend is a female dog.
WishResign 0
maybe she'd have been happier if he shat on her, ungrateful ****
CrazyDutch 0
stab her while she's is sleeping
shannonreneee 11
I have read on multiple sites that if men are too nice, you should be suspicious of cheating. Now that is just so stupid and horrible, but I guess some women refuse to trust men. If my boyfriend did all of that I would be wondering what he wants from me, aha.
skidoo800HO 2
What an oversized bitch!
ajrzjr 0
I agree with 58, I mean if OP is just being nice to his gf out of random, anyone would be suspicious.
theaws0m3guy 4
Cough* big ass bitch cough*
Kn0wledge123 21
I don't get that about women. They always say to "do something nice" or they like to be "pleasantly surprised" once in awhile, then when it happens, "oh shit he must be trying to hide something!". WTF lady?? What do you want?
aPennyForMyThots 9
hahaha i so totally agree. and i'm female. hahah..
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You must be a ******* asshole if folding clothes is something so strange and out of the ordinary for you that you lose your girlfriend over it. So for that I say YDI.
taff_fml 1
ydi sure she over reacted but how much do you not help her around the house?
RunnerDudeTyler 0
She's probably just used to being abused by her "gangster" ex(s)!
zuzupetalsYO 11
all guys cheat
xxLifexx 0
um not all guys i have a bf whos not cheating on me and proposed to me today maybe OPs girlfriend was cheating on him and wanted a way out without hurting him well she failed at that but some boys do not cheat and i dooubt that he was my fiance always does that kind of stuff for me so dont assume things ydi
skadoosh52 0
#8 i laugh everyyyy time i see dat picture with da caption lmfao
FuniiBunii 0
That's pure evil of her ! U deserve better -.-
xtacticalswarmx 0
So naive.
jess6blondie9 3
134 - Just because your boyfriend proposed to you doesn't mean that he's not cheating on you.. Don't be so naive.
fastspeed1234 0
not all guys are asshole jerks there ARE nice guys out there
bgonebryce 7
wow 58, wowww.
Quasar55_fml 18
As we always say, if she left you just like that she didn't really love you, so that's better that way
angelpies 0
possibly. sounds like this was just any excuse for her to leave.
imcheerish 0
quassar55 your picture looks like that guy from the YouTube account makemebad36
ijrnelson 0
I see what you did there.
EatnBeef 7
she's a stuck up bitch
KJLD5 0
but he looks like makemebad36
hellobeautiful5 2
I don't know, if him helping her out around the house is so rare that she thinks he's cheating on her, maybe she should break it off...
ImInABox 6
Now it's time to go back in and throw all the clothes everywhere and leave!
Rakistazz 0
^ Amen to that
marinus_fml 20
You only hypothesize with the intent to test the hypothesis. I assume you meant she "assumed" that you're cheating on her.
bombermanpyr 0
yes it matters hypothesis are ment to be tested assumptions are not
TheDrifter 24
She did test her hypothesis. His reaction as she left gave her a clear answer to her hypothesis. She is however still off to her new source of penis' house for mothers day dinner and better loving. A woman will never leave in a hurry if she doesn't have someone else to go to.
Tsunami87 17
4 - that's a serious burn you got there!
Perdition 4
4 - Marinus, I didn't know you were Dutch. Spreekt u het Nederlands? 85 - That's a tan. Most burns are red.
mattelijah 0
smart guy. ;) love ur comments
valleyshooter 8
goddamnit man really did you have actually state that. couldn't you assume everyone new what he was talking about.
Pshhyah 7
112 - *knew, not "new"
weird_little_kid 0
haha 118- I love your comment
Mmmcharlotte 0
that's the first thing I thought too. too many science classes
SpectSelf 0
sounds like she was just looking for an excuse. sorry.
vita987 0
or she was cheating and felt guilty
vita987 0
or she was cheating and felt guilty
SpectSelf 0
yup. whatever it is it ain't cool
supertacowaffle 41
Either be always nasty or always nice, otherwise a girl will get suspicious.
copo37 7
See this here is a prime example of why when women start the work in a relationship just let them keep doing it while you make empty the fridge and make the ass dent in the couch bigger..... and yes bring on the sexist comments I know they're coming.
aPennyForMyThots 9
haha not all females are like that ya know..
goldenone 2
nah, we're tired
rends 0
why were you in the kitchen?! that's her job!
mintcar 10
Wow, I haven't heard that one before.
CaptainPickles72 18
9- I'll forgive for stealing that pic idea from me, in the end I got a better one!
nicrwalt 0
let's have babies...or practice the art of doing so
afdude87 6
sounds like she was looking for an excuse to break up. sorry op
CitrusGirl 0
You must be a dixk all the time if doing two little chores causes her to get suspicious. Either that or she's crazy and you're better off without her.
CitrusGirl 0
*dick Though I might start writing dixk from now in because it made me laugh.
benderbot19 0
I like dixk better, as well.
TheNewGuy03 29
i enjoy saying it aloud. "HEY, MAN, YOU'RE A DIXK!" try it! |the kid|