Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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Comments (198)
EmoX_hate 0
wow. I'd be pissed if that was me. fyl
bandgeek_bri 0
oooohhhhh!
glambert1998 0
um,ok? thats not a big deal
AmysLoveLikeWOE 4
dump that dick.
porter12 0
sounds like you're the only one at fault op. don't be ungrateful.
cristy91 33
Maybe it's different definitions of nice. Nice with respect to a friend is holding the door, lending money when you need, or offering a ride home when you have none. Nice things from a boyfriend are little love letters, small gifts (not saying diamonds and pearls, anything is nice, bought or made), and cute dates. Let's not jump to conclusions and say "OMFG HE WANTS TO BANG THE FRIEND!!!" There's a chance of that, but it isn't the only answer to why she said her comment.
thatonedame 6
time for a new boy and a new friend
zpryed 0
does that mean he us cheating on hwr
BadKitty13 28
He is deffinitely cheating with her. DUMP him and SLAP her.
spanyardsneedlea 0
to win him back. either be nicer or just give him a bj