Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and my boyfriend refused to be there for me. It’s funny because a couple of months ago he was going through the same thing and I did everything I could to comfort him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
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venusvsmars 2
maybe you don't do anything nice for him
miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
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teyyoshi 19
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miss_la_rue 6
I get the feeling your friend isn't actually confused, but is trying to *nicely* point out that your boyfriend IS nice, and you're just ungrateful. This isn't really an FML except for the part where the OP is confused and spoiled.
FFML_314 12
How can you draw the conclusion that OP is an ungrateful bitch?
Tasanasanta 0
51- You are way too optomistic. If OP's friend wanted to point out that OP's bf was nice then she could have just said so. This IS an FML.
rawr_iliketacos 0
and 55 how can you conclude that 51 thinks shes a bitch?
5t3ff1k4h 47
72- Ungrateful usually translates to bitch in one form or another.
FFML_314 12
I was almost positive that he said 'ungrateful bitch' Either he edited that out, or I'm going crazy.
illmatic2 16
51 could be right. This fml is too short for us to know anything for sure.
gkflower 0
what a pal you got there !
FMLsOhilarious 6
YDI for assuming that she meant something bad, which I'm assuming is what you're assuming.
SleepyHead34 0
ohhhh snap tht sucks : im srry fyl inDeed, well dump tht jerk!! anywayz u can prolly do so much better:) n i promise u tht my friend
rwctkd95 0
lmao that's funny
ToNstAAr 8
maybe she was joking?
rubberbullets 0
Maybe you dont notice the small things in life, which could possibly make you a superficial bitch...
ffshelen 0
are you bad in bed?
kipfischer 11
umm unless ur friend is a sister of ur bf then get ready to write ur nxt fml "today I walked in on my bff and bf doing it...fml"