Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML
Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
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Top comments
twiztedone 19
Mentos! They work wonders!
mclauren29 22
Does his cats breath smell like cat food?
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Comments (61)
oj101 33
Tell him that the only pussy he'll see that night is the cat.
superrocket19 17
Way to ruin the moment!
chocolateisyum 12
Maybe you should invest in a toothbrush, toothpaste, chewing gum and mints. It can't hurt.
DocBastard 40
So...his cat's breath is minty fresh, right? Right?
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It's all about timing...
EnterFMLHere 17
Mmmhhh pussy breath
Enslaved 38
People with halitosis always seem to be the ones that want to talk the most. Lol I'm sure the OP's boyfriend would have loved to hear those words of encouragement but couldn't get passed her dragon breath. :P
False_Stupidity 42
Cat breath you mean... (yes I know what you meant)
ronski 41
Stop eating the cat food ;p
bReLiNg 18
Now I understand you realllyyy wanted that Pokemon game, but I don't think it was reasonable to lower yourself to cat food standards OP.
charvisioku 22
Holy shit you must have an epic memory :p
buckdharma 38
Maybe you should stop licking your ass op.