Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I was working my lifeguard job when I had to remind a 17 year-old boy that water is clear and that I could see him pulling his trunks down to moon his friends. Kind of want to drown myself now. FML
Today, I went swimming. While I was walking along side of the pool, everyone was staring at me. I began to think that my diet was really working. It was only an hour later, in the changing rooms, that I noticed the string from my Tampax that was sticking out of my swimming costume. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML
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plethora 3
Whether you have a boyfriend or not, how do you feel comfortable wearing bathers without fixing your bikini line? I cannot do that.
ima_krackerr 0
hahahah.. gotta love kids
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Books4Me 0
I do agree that one should keep themselves clean if they're gonna be wearing a bathing suit, but ladies, let's admit you do shave yourself more when you are in a relationship. When you're not it's nice to be just a tad lazy and not feel the need to worry about keeping constantly smooth, because that is a pain in the butt.
keyofdestiny13 24
If I admitted to that, I'd be lying. I'm almost never in relationships (guys friendzone the **** out of me). I shave every time I shower because I personally feel gross with even a tad amount of body hair. My potential relationship status would not affect my shaving habits.
totalx 0
Yeah, you kind of were asking for that. If you're going to be in a bathing suit, you need to take care of that. And you're probably not going to be getting any guys in the future if you don't, so it might be a good idea to get on that ;)
JTDman_fml 0
GROSS you need to take care of that god damn! A beard? WTF have you been doing?
pinkfrenchrose 5
Just put it this way; at least the ex boyfriend didn't show up. ;)
Kuroftw 0
I hate when people think it's "gross" when a woman doesn't worry about her pubes outside of a relationship. It's not like men hardly even shave their FACIAL HAIR, let alone anything else. If the man of her dreams was watching he probably wouldn't care if she was shaven or not.
balletdancer21 11
I like your statement. Well said :3
DingoCJ 15
Good luck with that..
xxDefiantxx 0
27, my gi finds my facial hair quiet sexy thanm you very much
KrazyKatz3 26
I'm not saying that you're wrong but there are some guys out there who don't let it all go wild if you get me....
augustsky 0
#27, all I'm going to say is, if she takes care of it while in a relationship, why shouldn't she when she's out of one? Honestly, you do that stuff for yourself -- not for the guy you're with, so I agree, if the man of her dreams was watching he wouldn't care if that's how she chose to take care of herself. I just think that if you're going to trim or shave, do it ALL THE TIME, for yourself... if you only want to take care of it in a relationship you might as well not do it at all.
freddie_fml 0
If you're a swim teacher, doesn't it make sense to watch the bikini line even if you're not in a relationship? You absolutely deserved that one.
tav4285 0
shave!
briannanicoleee 0
dayum, that's pretty hxc, *******, ****** up, man :D
thinkpink 0
Sometimes I don't take care of it for a couple days if my boyfriend is gone or something because it's actually a smoother shave if you're not shaving every day. But if I was going to wear a swimsuit, I would definitely fix it sooner. Sick.