Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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angryseatroll 5
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
untalented1 0
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
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tpbdogs57 0
FAIL
sugarycupcake 0
agreed
topthat_stopthat 0
you should have said, "We're going swimming." YDI.
nonotme 0
Well, he's going swimming in her ocean, so it wouldn't even be a lie...
dimkims 0
Haha. Sucks.
brianjman14 23
wow fagot
mastory96 0
no. you shouldn't be confused because you just about summed it up, you dumbass.
xoconnie 8
wooooow retarded muchh
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
http://mikeylife213.blogspot.com/ BUCKETHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN IF YOU DONT WANT HER TO GET YOU REPOST THIS TO AT LEAST 5 DIFFERENT SITES
Ret_fml 0
@22 that was leaving the link/spam (Since FML mods delete those messages) Actually, Buckethead is a guitarist, and he doesn't go off ripping peoples' heads off. If you believe in those stupid chain mails, wow. I haven't ever sent one on in the whole time I've used the internet and look, I'm still alive :P
drinkupgorgeous 0
You and the OP are both Bucketheads.
zappyalex 0
YDI for being young enough to be driven around by your mom and doing things with your boyfriend that involve taking off pants.
noelykins1 19
Eh sometimes it's just easier to have your dad or mom drive you saves your own gas, and besides she could of been going to the store with her mom first and then was invited to uh hem spend time with her beau over text while at the store.
crizpy7 0
hilarious, bit definately sucks for you :)
Aoife 0
At least you didn't say "rip them off". That'd explain how you got the rip in your jeans in the first place, and why he apologized for it. So why WERE you talking to him while on your way to meet him, hm? Rehearsal for the 'big bang' later? And with your mother there, too! I'm sure she doesn't want to see this production. He'll probably produce a lot, from the sounds of it. F your mom's life, she had to listen to that and realise her daughter's getting her pants torn off far more often than hers are. If you had any decency, you'd apologize for dangling that in front of her and offer your boyfriend's services. It'd only be fair.