Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, as I tried to get off the bus, my bag and the hand holding it got stuck between the exit doors. I dropped the bag in panic, but the driver wouldn't let me off until we got to the next stop. I had to walk all the way back to get my bag. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog around the block, I fell in the splits position on wet dirt and ripped my pants right on the front. I then had to walk home casually holding a chihuahua on my crotch hoping I would not run into anyone. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
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Top comments
jeffers 0
if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy
bridgette5866 0
This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.
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Comments (155)
xoxcocoxox 0
is tht even possible?!?!
AnaMaree 0
Haha it looks like im second. and YDI for being a wigger.
ricosuave1106 0
nope. yer 117th.
bridgette5866 0
This was seemingly inevitable but it seems I get to do the honors. PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND. LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND.
sukhdeep 4
I agree with me
rawrkittehpwnage 0
kinky.. haha
rein 8
win!
HopelesslyHpfl 0
thats horrible!
McLaughlane 0
ahaha omg. i'm sorry, that's terrible!
Warcry21 1
jesus christ 15 minutes and she didn't notice?
joce445 0
it was 15 seconds.
SittingInTheSky 6
lolage!
Kazze 31
I don't think he would be here to post an FML if he was drug for 15 minutes..
lancewell 0
#4 read it clearly says 15 seconds not minutes btw that realy sucks
loveyoy22 0
I thought it said minutes too >.>
MusicMans 0
AHAHA Thats pretty funny, I can picture that, in front of the people and your girlfriend! Being dragged on the floor. Oh man, I'd have to agree, your lifes ******.
jeffers 0
if your pants are so baggy that they're getting caught in a car door, then they're to F***ing baggy
scorpiogirl666 0
Dude, that... sucks. oww, just reading it hurts!! ...no wait, that's my cat attacking my leg.
blairyboo 0
uh?
puppyeyes56 0
#4 it was 15 seconds, not 15 minutes... Aww man, that sucks, that must of hurt to ! But,Lesson learned, pull up your pants and get pants that fit properly.
UhOhImF___ed 0
you shouldn't wear baggy pants. #9 has the right idea