Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the second time. He's really nice, but he's terrible in bed. He busted a nut 3 times before I could orgasm once, and he can't finger to make up for it. His foreplay is trash. I'm starting to lose feelings for him because of the lack of sexual satisfaction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend has so many hang ups about being good at sex that when we actually had sex for the first time this morning, he got upset that I was touching my clit while he was inside me. Apparently it was a sign I think he’s bad at it, and had to do it myself. Neither of us orgasmed today. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, I'm in a relationship in which the sex was great and constant at the beginning. Now it’s so quick, bad and inconsistent, it’s like going at it with a virgin who doesn’t even know how the clit works. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in two years. With a man I love, who is handsome, very nicely equipped, and quite good at it. I was in pain the entire time. It took me 3 tries to realize there is something physically wrong with me, and once I get it fixed, he'll be gone. FML
Today, my new boyfriend and I really wanted to have sex, but he went soft as soon as he entered me. This happens every time we try. I feel cursed by my year-long dry spell. FML
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poopface82 25
Can he be taught? Maybe try starting there.
lalalaila777 24
have fun teaching him what you like. it is wrong to assume that every person is going to know how to make you ****** without knowing your body.
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Comments (13)
poopface82 25
Can he be taught? Maybe try starting there.
Brightside86 31
Maybe introduce some toys, or help him help you get off. Seems like a solvable problem.
lalalaila777 24
have fun teaching him what you like. it is wrong to assume that every person is going to know how to make you ****** without knowing your body.
mattiagardin 15
Talking to him to reach common satisfaction? Naaaah. Complaining in a group full ok unknown people? Much better
Iifa 7
How about showing yourself what you like, guide him, direct, discuss, you know Speak loudly and clearly. Everyone has different expectations and satisfactions. Maybe he hasn't been having sex that much to master the skill, or his previous partners were inexperienced and also didn't know what they like. Sex is a skill, that takes time to master. Every new partner it's like first time. You rarely click with someone immediately, there's always a learning curve, exploring and discovering. All can be done together, sex is two people activity in this case, and nobody has interest to receive and give satisfaction, only interested in their own personal comings.
jobekka 20
if he was interested in making you come, he would have researched and tried harder.
Nikki 17
It’s 100% not your responsibility to teach him if you don’t want to. It’s okay to want someone that knows what they’re doing in bed, don’t let any of the comments here make you feel bad for knowing what you want!
RichardPencil 32
You need to dump him today. You'll waste a lot of effort get his skills up to par and he'll just want to show them off for other women. You need to find men who have already been trained by other chumps.
Doom_Kitty 14
It's not his ******* job to read your mind. Communicate with each other about what you like and dislike and how you want it to be done.
Nix188 13
so what if he gets it multiple times. as long as the end result is you both finishing. practice makes perfect, stick it out and teach him what you like. Us guys are boneheads, you need to walk him through it