Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, my girlfriend dropped me off for a class and I accidentally closed my exceptionally baggy pants in the passenger door. She didn't notice and started to drive away. I spent the next fifteen seconds being dragged across rough pavement with my pants around my ankles. FML
Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Wow. Stupid. YDI. Unless you were driving how could you forget? And if you were going to meet him anyways you still needed to talk on the phone. Instead of talking to your mom. Don't focus only on your BF. Parents need attention too.
untalented1 0
how is it still ok even if he takes them off? they're your favourite jeans...
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Comments (142)
1_Crazy_Yang 0
******* *****!!!
shopfitch 7
Let me guess, your mom was in the car because you aren't old enough to drive. If you're not old enough to drive, you're not old enough to have sex!
Fmlsea 28
Stupidity is big these days
sarahbear992 6
good job, ****. :)
aj_alex 0
For the people who don't get it. It's quite obvious that OP is a teenage girl getting dropped off by her mum to her bfs house and forgetfully let it slip that she is going over to have sex. She probably didn't make it to his house lol. Ever.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
How do you forget your mom is in the car!?
RomeyRich 22
what does it matter ur a bbig girl now
6demon6spawn6 12
I enjoy your idiocy.
edward_cooper 10
but bitch you were chatting which prives youre one sick ugly bragsack so stop ******* lying and go get back with sucking your moms weiner.
ErinShannon 27
What kind of rude ass, sits on a phone while in the car with their mother, who is presumed to be dropping you off. Like wtf.