Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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ChelsiGotSpunk 0
Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.
Indiana_fml 4
Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.
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Comments (128)
trapiadora 0
Wow thats sad but if it was sick or already dieing then thiers some justification. Maybe he was trying to stop the suffering of the animal. Sometimes people have a big attachment to thier animal and don't want to put it down even though they now they should. Hope you feel better and your dad says hes sorry. : )
shamille 5
your dad sucks. i know this is weird but i thought it would cost more than $50...
Kattychu 0
To every body who's saying your dog has to be sick/old to be put down, that's not the case. If some one makes a complaint about the dogs behaviour (maybe the dad in this case) the governement will ask the family to have the dog put down. It's what happened to my dog. This is sooo sad. I feel realy bad for you, losing your dog ;_; I can't beleive he lied to you! You deserve some revenge. You also deserve your dog back but unfourntunately that can never be done...
Somebody52 0
Your dad is a f*cking bitch. FYL and F*ck him. Good Idea 1. You so should hide it and find a dog just like yours. Like looks. Mabe a neighbors dog or something, that looks like yours. Bring it home and run to your dad screaming "He's home! (insert dog name here) Is back!! Its a miracle!!!" just to see his reaction. Milk that up for a few minutes and then whip out the bill once he is freaking out. "Your a bitch" would be the best thing to say but you don't wanna get in trouble there :P
LycaonMoon 0
******* win.
love_jd13 0
Oh my gosh, that's terrible... Did he say that to you just so that he could put the dog down without you objecting to it, or was he just trying to spare your feelings of knowing that your dog actually died? Either way, that was just so wrong. He shouldn't have lied and gotten your hopes up like that. I'm really sorry. Hope you feel better. May your dog R.I.P.
rockymtnsky 0
You're lucky, my dad would shoot my pets with his own gun.
Fire_Ice_Aiken 0
It's so ridiculous when parents do stuff like that. Pisses me offff! But that sucks, I'm sorry. :[
floresntadolecnt 0
Vets will put a dog down in the owner wants them to. They could walk in and say "The puppy peed on the carpet, put 'er down!" and the vet will probably do it. It's not their place to argue with the owners about their pets. Shitty though.
derriduh 0
Was your dog terminally ill? Even if he was, he should have just told you the truth, I'm assuming you're not 8. I'm really sorry, I can't think of any other acceptable reason why a family member would do that to another, that's really ****** up.
12mp04 0
Sucks that you're dog is dead, but your dad may have had an actual reason for it.