Today, I was taking out the trash and I came upon a bill from a veterinary hospital. It was for $50 and it was a bill to put my dog down. My Dad said my dog was missing and I put hundreds of signs around the city. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Today, I lost my dog and so I put up 'lost' signs. As I was coming back home I noticed one had been written on. It said: "Found your dog. Keeping it". FML
Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML
Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his 15 year-old daughter, the dog. FML
Today, I went to my father's house to get my dog, since I had left it with him while I was on a business trip. When I got there, my dad said the dog pooped on the floor a few days ago, and so he took him to the pound. FML
Today, I called my mother to check up on her. Lately, she's been having some financial problems, so last week I sent her my last $100 to help her out until her next paycheck. She used the money to euthanize the family dog. FML
Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
Today, I received a $100 bill in the mail as a late graduation present. I placed it on the table so I could go to the bathroom. I come back to find the table empty and my $100 bill missing. The fan blew the money on the floor and my 8 week old puppy ate it. FML
Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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ChelsiGotSpunk 0
Aw, dude that sucks. Your dad is a bitch.
Indiana_fml 4
Wow, I can't find the appropriate words for your dad...so I just say: Whatever bad happens to him in life, he will totally deserve it.
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Comments (128)
brkn_hearted 0
#51 and #56, right on. that's a ******* bitch move and is reason enough to beat the shit out of someone in my book, in killing an innocent animal because you don't want to take care of them. i hope he burns in ******* hell and gets castrated with a spoon! the ******* asshole
MURPHYCHACHO 5
So your father thought that instead of telling you that your dog had died so that you could grieve and eventually move on with your life, he told you that he ran away, condemning you to a lifetime of wondering what happened to your beloved pet and false hope of ever seeing him again? Doesn't he realize that's worse than simple death? What's wrong with him?! I love my father, but I would kick him in the nuts and scream myself hoarse at him if he ever did that to me and probably refuse to speak to him for a long time. I'm so sorry for your loss. Please let us know what happens.
Scotticus117 11
so you have to pay people to kill your dog? that's stupid if you think about it and yet in a capitalist society i guess that's how it works.
pappy1193 0
#60 sadly, yes. That is the "non brutal" way to do it, a quick gunshot the head is more "humane" if you ask me (if that is the correct word to use.) But people, his dog could have had a major problem and the OPs dad didn't want to tell him because he knew it would break him down. Some things are best left unspoken. FYL
taylor17lover 0
aww im soooo sorry! ur dad isn't very nice to not tell u the truth. even though the truth hurts, it's nice to know it. im so very sorry about ur dog!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
That's awful... What would he say when your dog never turned up? "Oh actually honey... Biscuit died..." What a jerk.
24788 7
Your dad is a horrible person.
jdkfgkjdfb 0
Your dad is officially a jerk.
AnnaCPierce 4
what a jerk! id be pissed for a LONGGGG time.
deathproof_fml 0
Your dad is a piece of shit. You should put HIM down.