Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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drinkupgorgeous 0
He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?
shelbtron 0
how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!
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Comments (195)
DSappy 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! This is my ultimate fav FML. x
Aly3277 0
Sounds like a male thing. I was in the shower one day and my husband ran up, threw open the shower curtain and ripped a fart. Interestingly enough, fart+hot water=vomit inducing. He intends to teach our son this trick when he's old enough. O.o
crazygirl20 0
ew, thats gross! if it makes you feel any better..you're not alone. I took a shower with my hubby (back when we were just going out), he did something to piss me off and he kept laughing..he laughed so hard he pissed on me while we were in the shower. needless to say i got out, walked across the house to the other bathroom and finished my shower there!
alyjane 0
that's hilarious.
jdannyl 0
I hope you then got out and made him a sandwich
mohit88 0
U made my day
blastvortex 4
Looks like you forgot to use the Rubber/Glue Defense. You could've at least thrown a fart back at him. Also, ROFLMAO. xD
jillz 0
FYL if you have no money YDI if you do
justlooking 0
how do you throw a fart?? but still, FYL
swedishgirl_fml 0
Omg! Dump him!!!!!!!!!!