Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML
Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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monkeyspark 6
The Irony hurts more.
drinkupgorgeous 0
I'm sorry for saying this, but that must have been funny to watch. I hope you're okay, though.
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Comments (78)
porsche944 0
FOURTH!!!!
bubblemari 2
epic fail!
psyx 0
Agreed - fail. OP deserves it for attempting to multitask.
Ret_fml 0
Haha, that's hilarious. I swear the comments make me laugh more than the actual FMLs these days.
MsTs1 0
i hope you do that but instead of walking , you do it while driving so you crash and die. in which case i would say, YDI for texting, wait till you get to the destination dumbass
HumanTorch007 0
#1 big time fail!
Sigmund_fml 0
oh god more silly please
ImJustJoking 0
WIN!
DameGreyWulf 1
Best first post ever, actually. I laughed. On one hand, I hate it when people do the stop-walk-stop deal, no matter what they're doing. It's extremely annoying, not only to me but to other people around. On the other hand, I hate it when people have their heads buried in their damned phones and don't pay attention to where they're going. Also a bother to everyone around. Hmm... both you and your mother deserve it.
chaos753159 4
what about me do i deserve it ?
flakes_fml 0
epick phuckeng phail!
azhein 0
my friend does that it's so annoying he stops in the middle of parking lots and blocks cars
25shark 5
clever
boba123 0
hahahaha
z3r0ram 0
repost, happened in new york http://wcbstv.com/local/texting.manhole.raw.2.1081403.html?detectflash=false
Hich17 0
Glad somebody said it.
scarlett29 0
LOL!
DrunkenValor 0
That's just unlucky, but, YDI. XD
Unregistered 0
YDI for overpopualting china and then moving to singapore to start yet another overpopulation
Unregistered 0
ydi for over populating china then moving to singapore to repopulate again GJ
IceCubez 0
Pfft, I'm Singaporean, want to say anything to my face? Hey FML staff, you forgot to put Singapore on your map. =(
monkeyspark 6
The Irony hurts more.
Chaith 16
I think all Moms are the same this way.
iGreen_Day 0
For my mother, it's speaking. So embarrasing, she grounds to a halt in the middle of a narrow, busy pavement. Well, the OP is now gonna have to wait a few hours if they want to go to the store with their mother while she's texting! Lawls! I modded this :D I'm dead chuffed
drinkupgorgeous 0
I'm sorry for saying this, but that must have been funny to watch. I hope you're okay, though.
Nometet 0
It's more bad luck than lack of skill. Hope you live it down.
TotalKhaos 0
YDI, because you can look at the ground ahead of you while texting. Good job making yourself look like an ass...