Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
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drinkupgorgeous 0
He threw a fart in your face?.....WHAT?
shelbtron 0
how...in the world.....do you THROW a fart?!
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Comments (195)
Yawn823 0
OMG!!! u can THROW farts!?!? AWESOME!!!!!
santafay 0
that is ******* gross. Ditch him. *shivers* yuck
midgethunter 0
holy shit! your boyfriend is legend. girls just don't get that farts are awesome
RonTayan 0
HAHAHAHA! LOL! Sounds like something I would do! LOL! And YES you can throw a fart! We call it a Fart Grenade!
Jennydew 0
Your boyfriend is disgusting. You should have given him a little present of your own in the form of a slap to the balls. Teach him not to do that again.
Slim_d813 0
Throwing farts is a gift that you should learn to appreciate.
quascadL 0
This goes out to guys. if u wanna get laid. dont do that ever.
Dues_Vit 0
No sympathy. You’re the dumb bitch who’s dating this douche bag.
gcsu_ogre 0
In a perfect world this would be a post on MLIA.
GnarGnar420 0
lmaoo you completely deserved that one