Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
ClassyCommando 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
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Comments (127)
kadesgb 0
**** fml deleting my comment
ikickgingers 15
It happens... Now stfu. :)
KiddNYC1O 22
So when someone blows a horn around you, what happens?
coldairgirl 0
Ouch suck it
Dracoboxer357 36
I can totally relate, OP. I've had my brother, sister and dad jumping out at me my whole life, sometimes at 4am while I was sleeping, which has left me very jumpy and in a few cases, I swung first from being startled and ended up apologizing for it later. :p Kind of always made me wonder if it equates to the same conditioning as soldiers who suffer PTSS from combat......? Why are you so jumpy? Too used to things jumping out at you too, or blowing up at you? Curious....
ClassyCommando 13
Cool Story Bro
stuffhappens223 7
*Cough* FAIL *Cough*
AdamBasebal69 0
I didn't ask for your life story.
xXRazelleLuniiXx 9
That's a little bit of an over-reaction buddy
TheInscrutable 0
How could you hear a bubble pop over the shower noise? My gym shower is pretty loud.
bubo_fml 11
Would you prefer to hear the calmer sound of a dropped bar of soap bouncing off the shower room floor?
ILoveTabz 0
Smooth...
NoobCommenter96 0
That has to hurt, get well soon