Today, I was taking a shower at the gym when hearing a loud popping noise. Surprised and startled, I jumped and slipped, hitting my head against the shower wall that left a small gash. The pop noise was just someone blowing bubbles from their gum. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was using a public restroom when the automatic toilet flushed prematurely. The sudden gush of water startled me so much that I jumped up and slipped, hitting my head on the stall door. A concerned stranger had to help me up. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, I was listening to a true-crime podcast while taking a shower. Right as the narrator said, “And then he heard a loud bang,” my shampoo bottle fell off the ledge with a loud thud. I screamed so loudly, I apparently scared my neighbours, who banged on the wall. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
Xquisite1 28
At least you weren't knocked unconscious while naked.
ClassyCommando 13
In a gym shower full of men? Well, I respect your choice.
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Comments (127)
JonnyAnonymous 0
Hahahaha! /winning!
njgohard 16
Is the wall okay?
rubberduckie94 13
I would love to see you in a haunted house.
MelTheGreat 23
someone's paranoid...
ohmandapants 17
You are one smooth operator, OP.
RebekahBrooke 9
well, its good that you didn't get knocked out. naked on the gym floor - gross, and definitely bad.
ninjuh_wingman 29
At least you werent knocked out laying naked on the floor.
TS13_fml 0
Thanks for pointing that comment out again along with #2 and 19
RebekahBrooke 9
I didn't even see 2's comment! :O the first thing I thought was getting knocked out...
TraceCase_ 19
The way this story is worded...I don't like it.
k8izgr8_fml 0
me neither. it doesn't sound right at all
ohmandapants 17
The first time I read it, I didn't really pay attention. You know how sometimes you read things and word it the way you would say it? Re-reading it now, I see what you mean.
GoW_Chick 15
Well that's to bad because that's the way OP wrote it sorry
ohmandapants 17
^ um, okay? We're just pointing out that it's oddly worded, you don't have to come in here with your "well that's too bad for you" we're not bashing OP.
DrSaturday 3
I mean ur right because when the water is pouring down how can u hear the sound of a piece of gum???
TraceCase_ 19
No, 34, that's not what I'm talking about. Some people pop their gum REALLY loud.
DrSaturday 3
I understand and it all depends on how this happened for OP
GoW_Chick 15
30- I was just making a not so funny joke no need to get defensive
ohmandapants 17
^ no need to make "not-so-funny jokes" either...just saying.
GoW_Chick 15
But there is always a need for pointless not so funny jokes.... just saying.
Shelta957 13
^Cat fight!!!!
GoW_Chick 15
Just to set things strait trace and ohmandapants I was in no way trying to offend or upset with my dumbass joke if I did I apologize my bad it was just a random post
ohmandapants 17
^ I've noticed that you apologise for your posts once they start getting thumbed down...you made these comments for a reason, not just for a "random post".
TraceCase_ 19
I'm neither offended nor upset. Also, it really is too bad isn't it? That IS the way OP wrote it, that is true ;P
CuteGinger 2
Yeah.. I hate when people mix tenses.
GoW_Chick 15
See trace gets it.. And no actually it was just random post on a thread to get it started I apologized because you seemed to be taking it the wrong way I was trying to be be nice, honestly I could care less about imaginary thumbs I've been buried before by them and yet I can still sleep at night.
ohmandapants 17
I was making an observation based not only on these posts, but your other posts. And I've noticed that as soon as you get thumbed down, you post an apology to your original post. It was just a simple observation. Maybe it's just a coincidence.
GoW_Chick 15
Do you get messed with often at shower time because it seems you are very easy to startle
iomnomnomux3 0
what a classic.