Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s party when I needed to use the restroom. I walked into a closet and couldn’t find my way out in the dark. I ended up knocking over several items before someone heard the commotion and rescued me. I think someone recorded the whole thing so I'm afraid it gets posted it onto social media. FML
Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
Today, I was in the shops and the lights all of a sudden went out. I got really scared for no reason because it was pitch black and grabbed onto my mum's hand. When the light's got turned on I was holding on to a random guy's hand. FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML
Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML
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IreadFMLnaked 0
This is pretty good blackmail material. Better be nice to your bro.
lolzRaptor 1
If it was a very serious shit, you would have not taken your mind off of such a serious excrement, therefore there would be no crying and no FML, so it obviously wasn't a serious shit, just a normal one.
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Comments (257)
miss_mojo 2
lmfao. you need to grow some balls.
Maze600 0
your ******* stupid. I have never lost a fight i can bench the most in my gym calss (165lbs im in gr 9) and i a phobia to the dark. Their is nothing he should be ashamed of, but then there are thoose ******* idiots and says "grow some balls." Like are you ******* stupid? Why don't you go against your biggest fear you little bitch. and BTW ur little brother must be a prick.
greatnt249 0
You're not impressing anybody, #119.
blueknight1st 26
119's real fear is a text book.
fxdxhk90 0
Even if you are on the football team, the smart money says that the members of the chess club could kick your ass. You are a massive wimp, well done sir.
Victoria_fml 0
Couldn't you quickly open the door before getting too scared...? It's kinda ridiculous.
manoverboard 0
Don't worry. I'm completely afraid of the dark too. But I'm a girl, so...it's slightly more normal. :]
flyingpoo 0
I get freaked out by the dark too. If I happen to be in a well light place and suddenly the lights goes out I'll just put my fist up to give me a bit of rage but damn Mr Ping Ping could probably kick your ass. PS: your mother is missing a few skirts
AllyKat0808 0
How is being afraid his own fault? Everyone is afraid of something. This is nott a YDI!!
davidtheday 0
Looks like the OP has some deeper rooted issues than just the dark. Do you have a father figure in your life?
FlippyFloppies 0
That made me lol . but the chances of that really happening , are pretty slim .
jessica_x3 0
I thought it said 'walking and crying.' I was like o_o
Night22_fml 4
Your bro's a dick. You're a pussy.