Today, I was taking a nap with my 5 month-old on the (carpeted) floor in the living room. When I woke up, my daughter had bombed her diaper, and her and the dogs were rolling in it on the carpet and tiled kitchen. FML
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Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, after I bathed my nine month old, I laid her on my bed to grab a diaper. I turned around to see that she'd peed on my comforter. I then put her in her playpen to put my cover in the wash. I came back into the room to get her, and saw she'd taken off her diaper. She'd crapped in her playpen. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's two year-old daughter. Within 15 minutes, she had crawled out of her crib, taken off her diaper, and smooshed her poop in between the cracks in the floor. I put her in the tub, left to get a towel, and came back to her pooping in the tub. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
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ojosRojos 28
Yikes! Sounds like naps in the crib would be best from now on so you can at least contain potential messes
silentbabydeer 10
It’s a little hard to clean the poop out of grout. I would know because I’m mom of 4.
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Comments (8)
T1A2Z3 35
Surely the tiled floor will be way easier to clean... provided I read that right
silentbabydeer 10
It’s a little hard to clean the poop out of grout. I would know because I’m mom of 4.
ojosRojos 28
Yikes! Sounds like naps in the crib would be best from now on so you can at least contain potential messes
TumblrweedPasses 11
Never rest when you have kids The minute your eyes close it becomes their mission to cause chaos amongst the house
namine120409 42
I mean if you’re gonna nap while she’s awake at least put her in a playpen or something. This could have been so much worse, thank goodness that was all that happened.
Zane Bremner 16
Why would you ever let a baby nap on the floor when you have animals in the house??
Willibobs 33
Exactly. I mean, not so much in the house, but with access to the baby is just dangerous.
Peaches1914 13
There are a lot of chemicals coming off carpets not to mention the cleaning solutions some carpets have embedded in the fibers
Hangryko 32
YDI for not putting her in the crib. This easily could have been avoided.