Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML
Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, my dad called me into the bathroom, saying, "Get a load of this shit, son" and forcing me to look at the biggest, foulest-smelling turd I have ever seen in my life in the toilet. It's been three hours and I still feel physically ill. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
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kut17 11
If I talked to my parents like that, I would consider getting locked in a bathroom as getting off easy.
singerlove 14
Because the dishes are SO hard to do...
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Comments (181)
chels1994 11
Don't disrespect your parents and that wont happen. Doesn't kill you to help around the house, even if it is rather often
Honda288 2
He's just making sure you've had enough of your own shit.
skinny_treats 6
ewww, Dutch oven timed 10 lol
ChrisG19 0
He's your father. Have some respect or you'll get 8 .45 caliber rounds through your computer. Not literally...unless your dad does stuff like that
badactor009 0
Good for your Dad, smartass.
ilovedinosawers 17
Winning?
Glassmaster 0
Respect is clearly not valued among the modern youth. Reminds me of that Texan dad who shot up his daughter's laptop. I feel he was justified in doing that just to prove a point, that people like you need to shut the hell up and gain some respect for the people who raised you.
MrsWojtowicz 16
I am just utterly ashamed that my generation feels so ridiculously self entitled, and is so disrespectful. They just take, take, take, and feel like they have no obligation to do any work for all of the things that are handed to them. I shudder to think what my son's generation will be like. It makes me sick. YDI
Xx_Benny73_xX 12
I'm not old enough to think about kids yet but I too, am ashamed of this generation, for people being very disrespectful even kids younger than me, it gets me angry. Kids swearing gets me angry to as to what their parents are teaching them it just gets to me. -_-
bowser_rawr16 13
If I ever said "bite me" to my parents, my ass would have been beaten. Kids get away with so much nowadays it's unbelievable
DrakeEternal 1
To everyone above STFU seriously