ApparentWeirdo
Today, my boyfriend called me weird because I keep gloves in the glove box in my car. He's never seen that before. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I discovered that, because my boyfriend has locked himself out of his car so many times, he now keeps a coat hanger to break in. He keeps it IN the car. FML
Why are they all like this?
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Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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yup okay
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Anonymous
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Today, I was at a football game with my boyfriend. I said my hands were getting cold, hoping he'd hold them. He replied, "Uh, they make pockets for a reason..." and physically showed me how to put my hands in my pockets. FML
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Ksweety_fml
He does have a point
Today, I texted someone and typed, "lol". My boyfriend asked me why I put "lol". I told him because I thought it was funny. He looked at me weird and said, "But you didn't laugh." Now he thinks I'm weird because I didn't actually laugh out loud. FML
Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Mine has dozens of petrol receipt, few wrenches, flashlight, pack of gum, jelly beans, an unregistered pistol, and chloroform, but never gloves. That's just plain weird.
wrongchicken 3
What did he think it was for? I agree that it is rare to actually see gloves in a glove box, but that's in the name! And if that's the weirdest thing you have going, not a problem.
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Comments (6)
Lonestar7 4
Tell him they'll prevent finger prints being detected at the scene of his murder. Seriously though, I fill up my truck with diesel fuel & use gloves to keep my hands clean. Those dispensers can be really dirty! Gloves have many uses.
Lobby_Bee 18
Mine has dozens of petrol receipt, few wrenches, flashlight, pack of gum, jelly beans, an unregistered pistol, and chloroform, but never gloves. That's just plain weird.
RichardPencil 32
Wait until he finds out about the elephant in your trunk and the head under your hood! You don't need such a judgy prick anyways!
wrongchicken 3
What did he think it was for? I agree that it is rare to actually see gloves in a glove box, but that's in the name! And if that's the weirdest thing you have going, not a problem.
123765 18
he wouldn't be laughing if it was the love glove
tonyfan00 38
I have gloves in my glove box too. It's a diversionary tactic so nobody spots the nitrous bottles or the crackpipes...