Today, I was supposed to be studying for an important exam. My parents decided to make me go to a surprise birthday party instead. We weren't allowed to leave until the party was over. The party was for the dog. FML
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Nederlander95 14
Glad to say I've never had to go to a party for a pet
Jazzy9999 19
Hey, all pets need a little loving. Though, I do agree that the parents went overboard with that
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Comments (33)
WeskersSexslave 15
was he surprised?
fantasyworld 39
Explain that dogs don't know when it is their birthday.
Heffalumpous 2
…was there cake?? & was it also for the dog?