Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, I noticed a rather small man being harassed by a rather large man, so I tried to help out and break it up. The small guy punched me in the face and said, "Mind your business!" The large guy laughed and fist-bumped him. FML
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML
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namezox 0
wtf.. why would you do that.
Maxine17 8
You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.
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Comments (149)
riku3220 2
Neptune, but I went to Saturn University.
haildixie 0
I would've hit a stranger randomly touching me, too.
mjluver4life 0
You deserve it, sorry but you could of just told him there was a bug on his face instead of sweeping it off yourself...if someone came up to me and did that id get mad. so i dont blame him at all.
eoghanface 0
Ohhhhhhhhh yeyyyy this is ****** ffunny:3
Gulo_fml 0
Who the HELL would walk up to the complete stranger and swat a bug off their face rather than just say, "Excuse me, you have a bug on your face"?
Lisa89 3
whats wrong with you??? Why would you do that to a stranger??
guckylynn 19
you never touch another person without permission. you're a complete idiot. ydi big time
cornsnake 0
fyl because you were just trying to be nice and ydi for not knowing about personel space.
jessxoxo28 5
u should have told him before touching him. probably go the wrong idea, lol
quinnteh 0
Definitely Uranus.