Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop and I noticed that there was a bug on the guys face in front of me. Trying to be nice I lightly smacked it off. His reaction was to punch me in the face. Repeatedly. FML
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namezox 0
wtf.. why would you do that.
Maxine17 8
You should have said something like "Excuse me, you have something on your face" You don't touch strangers unless you have had at least 50cl of vodka.
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Comments (149)
difasa 8
Why didn't you just tell him? In most jurisdictions what you did would probably be considered assault. That's a CRIME, and if he took you to court, he probably would have won (especially in today's politically-correct society), and you'd be sorry... You totally deserved it.
mcar 13
Personal space!!
PL0WW 20
"Excuse me, sir, you appear to have a bug on your face."
riashah 14
Telling him nicely would have done the trick :/
733yoda_fml 19
This is fake
bosniangirl27 21
You don't do that to a stranger
duskglow 12
I don't understand why everyone's saying YDI. Even if it would have been more tactful for OP to just let the person know about the bug, it doesn't mean he/she deserved to be repeatedly punched in the face. ?