Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML
Today, my cat had a long dingleberry hanging off his butt. He decided the best way to get rid of it was to freak out and run around the house, shaking shit everywhere. To make it worse, he then licked his still shit covered butt, made a face and promptly threw up. Guess my cat isn’t the brightest. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML
Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, I bought my cat a catnip-filled toy that's shaped like a fish. He pounced on it, wrestled with it, and then got so scared of it for no reason that he dashed full speed into the wall. FML
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML
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cdgrayson 21
Me-ow
koolkanga 12
Well, much like your bowels, maybe he had a brain fart.
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Comments (109)
Whatapuffchild 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
fyl kitty cat you satans spawn
llamaslikesoda 21
WHEEEE HE'S SO CUTE! Oh shit he's un conscious
Audem_fml 27
So sweet !
chelsearenaeee 16
It's called being dizzy.
ohSNAPyall 27
Kitty vertigo.
BeccaDoll0215 11
wow ok. we should spin u around in circles and see how u feel after. video it. youtube it and see what ppl say about u. just saying.
Nilorak 24
Who is this "u" you talk about?
allie2590 31
While I do value good grammar and typing words out fully, it's VERY obvious they mean "you." No need to play dumb.
Brandi_Faith 34
Give the OP a break, he was just playing with his new kitten and obviously didn't realize it was going to get so dizzy it walked into a wall let alone pass out from that.
brand125 17
well you did make it dizzy from playing with it, probably. i wouldnt say its stupid...
Bekll 31
New cat? I bet he's your first if you're going to imply he's a stupid animal. You would run into a wall too if you were dizzy from running around in a circle.
ilovefall10 21
That's a bit harsh to say, don't you think?
minna97 14
my cat used to do that hahaha I always thought it was cute... but maybe not so much for you...
Aweh_Olivia 13
Reminds me of when my baby kitten was looking at the ground and chasing his shadow, causing him to run face first into a wall. It was so pathetic but so adorable