Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, I returned from vacation. Because of rain, I spent 3 days sitting in a hotel room, watching a TV with bad reception. I'm now less relaxed that if I'd have just stayed home, because that wouldn't have cost me $500, and my TV has more than 15 channels. So much for my first vacation in 5 years. FML
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
Today, my mother lectured me for not spending enough time with her. We literally just got back from a 10 day vacation together. FML
Non perishable goods
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
Obey
Today, I was looking forward to languishing on the beach for a few days of a “much needed vacation” when I literally got called back into work on my way to the beach. FML
Panic! At the Costco
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I have a busy week scheduled at work, so I took my file home to smash out some reports. Naturally I did not do any work at home and then I also forgot to take the file back to work the next day. Instead of saving time, I wasted an hour driving home to collect it. FML
Fun times
Today, my friend and I got back from a vacation, for which we both took time off work and coordinated. He didn’t want to do anything besides stay in the cabin and play video games. We went on a half-mile walk and that's about it. FML
Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML
Top comments
QuaDECH 13
Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.
js_0508 9
A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips
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Coland 19
And that my friends is why I always fly
Nilorak 24
Because you just love redbull?
Stazza11 27
I'm not your friend.
QuaDECH 13
@30 is it because he didn't invite you to his birthday?
QuaDECH 13
Either super long drive or super short vacation. Either way your life sucks.
mds9986 24
Sounds more like bad planning on OPs part, unless they hit traffic and that's why it took so long to get there, but that would have been said.
J215B 33
At least you went on vacation at all
lexos 16
Didn't you check the distance before you booked your holiday? Or did something that you had to leave early?
sandman676 20
And how long are you on vacation for? At least you get one FML
daddysgirl243 21
road trip all the way
js_0508 9
A nice long drive can never hurt :) just enjoy your surroundings and make it fun. I love roadtrips
CommentKing207 23
I can't stand them, as I get very carsick. Especially with screaming children.
ihartmytdi 23
My advice might come across as bizarre but you should learn to appreciate the process of things. For example, I love driving - I would consider it part of the vacation. Just learn to ignore the stress of others (ie traffic) and enjoy being unchained.
Pstraka6 20
A lot of truth to this. I drive from Jackson, Mississippi to Chicago, Illinois a few times due to school and I always find something to look forward going and coming back from there
lulinator 40
Agreed! I went to the Maritimes in eastern Canada a long time ago, and the group I was with wanted to do some sight seeing. Being Canada, you drive for a lot longer than the actual touristy things you do. But that drive was way more memorable than what we saw! Good times.
False_Stupidity 42
I love driving too, love to road trip places and when not on holiday will sometimes go for a drive with no particular destination, just because.
hailzz_96 18
Sometimes the journey is better than the destination.
BlaqMontana 16
this is so true.. and deeper than it seems..
weveallbeenthere 30
you must have been going to the Jersey shore.
Nilorak 24
Yeah that would be my first choice too!
weveallbeenthere 30
can't tell if your being sarcastic, but new jersey has beautiful beaches and unfortunately you can sit in traffic for 2 or 3 hours if you time it wrong.