Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
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Comments (123)
jzbass5 0
YDI......Thats what happens when you continue to stay with a douche. YDI
BaldOuting 0
so you have been together a year... this cant be the first douchie thing he has done to you i hope he is now an ex
jamblasticus 0
He sounds a bit like a fuckstick. However, if all that you did was come to fmylife to complain instead of actually doing anything, well then you deserve it.
FoundManyLemons 0
Well this one's on the downhill slide. FYL.
Misanthropist 0
Dear Females: Males don't care about anniversaries. Kthx.
K1ll_M3_N0w 0
Dear Males: Females do, and if males don't be more considerate, males are going to be single. K thx. :)
Bryan_Z 0
what an asshole
lmmmr 0
Dear #70: I don't think you're qualified to speak for 1/2 of the entire population. I have met men who care about anniversaries. You are wrong. Kthx. Anniversaries were not the point of the FML.
MaoTseTung_80mil 0
Wow, I like how everybody has some heavy interperetation of the intricacies of his behaviour and her motivations. Maybe the guy just has an awesome sense of humor.
kellster 2
:( Why didn't you guys make plans that were more special than watching TV for your one-year anniversary??
kitkat101 0
why are you two watching tv on your anniversary??