Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
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Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
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Hard_Echoes 0
well come on!! in his defense, you guys we just watching tv leisurely, and u hit him with the "L" word...anf it only been a year!! Of his probably limited options, that was probably the best. Chill out on L word, you have to ease into he, so he can be prepared...
JhasNeeh 7
You spent your anniversary in front of the TV? You deserve it.
youaresofucked 0
LOL. That is all. ahem
omgHAAAY 0
typical. guys do that.
CourtneyCrunk 0
Wow, sound like an asshole. Sounds like what my bf would do. You can do better
Xero3g 5
I would have definitely done the same thing.
Muchu91 0
Never, never distract a guy watching TV
Bllasae 0
How is that romantic?
effyourlife_ 0
This was your one year and the guy is still awkward with you being lovey? Are you in grade 8?
Karnezar 2
@9 I think I have an answer. Girls want nice guys, or so they say, however, those relationships only last like a month, or so. Girls like mean guys because the niceness they want is hidden behind a wall of asshole. Basically, girls want to work for what they want, not have it given to them. Hence why a nice guy isn't as good as a jackass who can be nice if you just stick with him and try and dig it out.