Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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teamhat 0
what a nice boyfriend you have there
redbluegreen 41
#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse. That's my own personal opinion anyway.
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Zpecial26 0
#20 is win
amandax6 0
lmfao awe
Nakedsquirrel 5
Watching TV isn't what I'd call mood-setting, dear. Unless this was early or late in the day, that's a pretty effing boring and uneventful way to spend an anniversary. For that matter, I can see why your comment got such a weak response. Not a YDI though, the least he could have done was kissed you.
0neiros 14
Ah Young, Stupid, Clueless Males. They made it so easy to steal their girlfriends with just some Romance, Attention, and basic affection. Tell him to take his thumb and stick it up his ass next time he wants some.
vanityinsanity 0
typical dude. after he gets bored from watching TV and he is looking for some action be like "oh thats nice" give him the thumbs up and walk away haha
JDI 3
maybe your just not pretty enough....
lolwut_fail 0
This is when you cockblock him with a thumbs up next time he wants to have sex.
rityz 0
LOL omg im sorry but thats funny.. ahh. okok. some guys do behave lk morons but im sure thrs some reason youve been w him for a yr?
crazy_tree 0
unfortunately some people are like that. you shouldn't take it too seriously, that would be my advice ;)
happygigi 0
well men will be men, and you could have gotten even a worse response.