Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had morning sex before I had to rush to work, and everything decided to leak out of me over an hour later into my underwear. I quickly rinsed them in the bathroom and put them back on, only the wet patch then soaked into my pants when I sat down, so it looked like I’d majorly peed myself. FML
Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML
Today, I got incredibly horny at work. No one was in the office, so I spread out on my yoga mat and started to masturbate. All of the sudden, I heard a forklift outside. I quickly tried to hide, but I think the construction worker caught me. He’ll be working here all month. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
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Adam_Power58 16
You must really love your job
InnocenceBlue 38
OP needs to get laid.
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Comments (102)
Calingaladha 21
I can't say I've ever soaked through pants. Paperwork fetish, maybe?
TheLynx_fml 20
O
ShannonBonnanen 15
I know your pain... That has happened to me on occasion.. .
Solano2580 24
As someone who for some reason thinks of things that get me horny in a situation where I can only discreetly "adjust" my dick, I know how you feel.
Goth_Hawk 28
What my gynecologist told me about the "wet period" is that you are ovulating. Being wet facilitates sex and reproduction, OP, I'm in the same boat being super wet. But in any case it works as a mid-point marker for your period and that in itself is helpful, plus once or if you choose to have children you'll easily track your cycles. Best recommendation was the panty liner, and also black clothing, honestly getting off will only make you more wet so that isn't much of a help at all.
vikky538 29
I wish i could give you advise on how get rid of a boner in public place but since you are A woman i would turn to all the ladies to provide some tips for OP.
Galax_Gaming413 13
Ah, the joys of having your body betray you.
babygirlllllll 16
Horny little OP
writerchic85 26
How is it possible to be that wet that it leaks through your pants? You didn't pee did you?
Elban 20
Some women can get so wet it sounds like you're plunging a toilet when you're going to town down there, that's even before ovulation is involved so it only makes sense.
Calingaladha 21
Well...now I'll picture that during sex. Great XD
writerchic85 26
But even then, it's not like it's water that leaks out like a hose or something. I could see her underwear being damp but not having it leak through so bad it would be noticeable. I love how I'm getting voted down for this. Lol.
balba31 13
Come to Turkey. There are a lot of desperate horny men will get in a line to **** you, it is a fat and ugly western womens paradise.
SecundusSecunda 27
What a sad attempt at trolling