Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Morbid cringe
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
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Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Gross, so gross
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Wtf
ThatOneCanadian 0
sounds like a typical friday night to me
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DocBastard 40
Here are some ideas for things to do online when you're bored: -**** You're welcome.
LolCakes111 7
Pimple **** >.> <.<
Dracoboxer357 36
.....and now that you've entertained him for all of 20 minutes, he may be back to watching pimples, with less stress. :p I don't know about you but I can't watch **** for hours on end. It gets 1, a little repetitive (bad pun) and 2, activity cures boredom. Unless he's making the **** himself, OP's still not doing anything. And yes of course, I realize you were being slightly sarcastic, but I still couldn't help but add my lil 2 cents. :) Bleh.
Arxikist 3
Even better: Make your own
Tcaret300 12
Correction lolcakes >>•
Wheredidgrungego 12
Want a good video? Look up 2 kids 1 sandbox :D
mom2pen 4
All I found were reactions to 2 kids 1 sandbox, which is obviously about neither.
coolrandomjuju 9
???what's that???
SenoraTaco 4
It was awesomely gross.
crazyarsedfly 14
Erm... yay? *shudder*
Hakando 5
Was it fun
ohmandapants 17
Always.
coolrandomjuju 9
Why would u ask that?!?
jonn090 13
I'm sure watch people pop a pimple is more entertaining than pornography and south park >_>
cass1_l0ve 13
Believe it or not, but it really is...
xSorry_fml 10
Rule 34 go.
ICATiger 13
Watch misfits or inbetweeners problem solved
StaRRrRr 0
That's nasty.
CoachBangWhore 5
Hey that kind of stuff gives some people erections
GoW_Chick 15
Yeah lonely disturbed people ... just watch **** like the other large amount of bored people But hey who am I to judge 0.o
stuffhappens223 7
You know what I not even gonna ask......
Awsumuzzie 12
Whoa, you've taught me that leaving just "am" out of a sentence makes you sound very foreign.
Icecream93 4
Gross