Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Morbid cringe
Today, I realized just how pathetic my life is when I found myself fascinated by videos that a woman posts on YouTube of her removing ingrown hairs and zits from people’s private areas. FML
Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML
Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML
Content warning
Today, I walked into the dining room to find my mom popping pimples on my dad's back. FML
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Picture this
Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Too many to count
Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Gross, so gross
Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML
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DalPozzo13 10
Wtf
ThatOneCanadian 0
sounds like a typical friday night to me
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Angelrose2004 17
I don't know which is worse, posting videos of popping pimples or people searching for the videos... Smh. Fyl, op... for not having a better life.
Kelsarella 1
I agree, that's just nasty! 1. Why would people put that up? 2. Why would you want to look at that? I'm hoping it's on their face at least. And 3. Go find a significant other, or even just friends, there's something wrong with you!!
xotashaxo 0
I have done that befor!!
alexisssssssss 0
Congradulations
bobbycorwen 5
I can't tell if she spelled 'congratulations' terribly because the commenter left the 'e' off of 'before' or because...
coolrandomjuju 9
128-???
iomnomnomux3 0
those things are pretty intense...(borat voice) NOT.
bassguy19 0
(borat voice) gypsy
badass243 6
sounds like u needta get laid
joeyf23 5
*fapfapfap*
4rmMiami 4
Okay....
Dracoboxer357 36
I got bored once....then I picked up a book. Or took a friend out for coffee. Or played chess. Or went outside and moved around. Or logged onto FML. ;) I've never been so bored as to need to watch someone else bust zits online. Seriously? If you're really that bored, use your brain and go find something to do with it. And I mean that respectfully. :)
allard 14
Sounds like it..
ohmandapants 17
^ your profile pic is amazing. Just putting that put there.
GoW_Chick 15
Maybe OP had already done these things got bored of them like every other thing the tried before they got the oh so bright idea to watch stuff like that... if you want to look at it another way
GoW_Chick 15
I feel like my previous comment sounded slightly rude I didn't mean it to come out that way my bad I was just trying to say maybe OP ran out of things to do
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol! It's all good GoW Chick. :D And maybe OP did do them all...but for me, there's always another book to read, or a friend I haven't seen in a while and having kids takes most of your time too. :) The concept of having time to be bored is hard for me to grasp! :)
GoW_Chick 15
Well sounds like your living the good life your lucky, you are right about kids they always find a way to keep you busy, granted I have none of my own I work at a day care so I get to give them back at the end of the day :)
Dracoboxer357 36
I have no complaints, I do feel pretty lucky, and my boys are a big part of that. :) And if you enjoy working daycare, you'll love being a parent one day too, I suspect. (Yeah, kinda obvious right?) :) lol! (Glances at #39's profile pic) I'm a Potter fan too, and the pic's amusing....but amazing? Over rating it a bit, wouldn't you say?
ohmandapants 17
^ I think it's quite amusing.
allard 14
It makes me happy.. (:
9R1NC3S5 0
Hahaha…WoW!!! That's sad.
chels1994 11
of all the videos you're capable of searching for....
MwahFMLS 6
Woe there back it up, you're getting to the weird part of YouTube.
MonGuillaume 2
You used the wrong 'woe'. You used the emotional 'woe,' like, "How can somebody feel such woe?" The 'woah' you want to us is exclaimatory, like, "Woah there, sonny!"