Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Top comments
Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
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Comments (118)
Alitsia88 4
:P
skyeyez9 25
i was skiing a few weeks ago when I saw one the typical aggressive assholes nearly kill a child who was on the same slope. Slamming into her, then brush it off like "she was in my way." Luckily her dad was being held back by 3 guys or he would have murdered him right there. Idiots like you can get other people killed.
iheartjustinsane 0
Serves you right. FAIL!
israelnotjacob 20
HAHA! This FML is awesome! If I saw that I would just point and laugh so hard. YDI idiot.
awesomewolverine 0
well, the sign warned you
dzerzhinsky 0
YTDI for being a complete and utter ******* failure of a man
Qwertzuiop_fml 1
I'm going to take the OPs defense on this one... First, maybe there weren't much people on the slope, they don't put the signs away on less crowded days. Second, he could be a good skiier, even the good ones sometimes fail a jump. So yeah FYL
Frank155 5
YDI ******* stupid jerk
Omnigeek6 1
OP, you are a ******* dumbass. The safety signs are there for a reason. See all the comments about people getting severely injured by assholes who ignore the "slow down" signs? Well, you're even worse! You thought it was a good idea to do a ******* jump. You should be glad you didn't land on and kill anyone. Actually, a friend of mine's brother was nearly killed when some guy landed a snowboard on his head, so I have no doubts that if anyone was in the spot where you faceplanted, they could easily have died. With luck, your fall injured you enough that you can never ski again, although euthanizing you would still be a public service. Please do not even look at a pair of skis again, ever. People have the right to ski without being run over by shitstains like you. Oh yeah, and kill yourself if it isn't too much trouble. You owe it to humanity. YDI.
gigi2009 0
"your life sucks" should not even be an option here. HOW STUPID ARE YOU??? if some little kid was behind that sign you could have jumped on him/her!