Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Top comments
Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
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Comments (118)
celiba_fml 0
you totally deserved that, we (in Switzerland) normally have those signs where two tracks intersect, so you could have hit somebody very badly
BlueTwist89 0
Owwww, but YDI.
brianjman14 23
epic fail ydi for trying to be a showoff
soswaggyk 0
dats wat happen wen u try to b down..!!
another_guy 0
you're an idiot, fyl
youthink_fml 0
Not only do you deserve it, but that's one of the stupidest moves I've heard in a quite awhile. People die being stupid on the slopes.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I don't care much what happens to you, break your neck for all I care. However the slow signs are usually in places where there are lots of other skiers and there isn't much room. A good friend of mine lost most of the function of both knees because she was hit by an arsehole like you. She's lucky she can still walk unaided but she can't do any sports that put strain on her knees, including skiing.
ftwandu2 0
you deserve it you know why? because you say the God damn word whilst instead of while, do you ******* speak like that in person? loser hope it hurt bad
bloodmonk115 3
nice one dumb ass
CronosDage 0
wtf noob