Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I was skiing and crashed into a tree. It was the only tree on the slope. FML
Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML
Today, I went skiing for the very first time and spent more time falling down than actually skiing. Despite the fact that I'm up here in the mountains for another week with my family, I'm never trying that again. FML
Today, I was skiing in Vermont for the third day straight. Since I was getting very little sleep, on the top of the chairlift I let out a huge yawn, pulling a muscle in my face. As I slid down the ramp, everyone saw me thrashing my head around and making funny, painful faces as I fell down. FML
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Top comments
Thatguywhotrolls 0
And this, children, is how natural selection works! This person will now develop a fatal brain defect that will prevent them from breeding and thus helping to thin the herd of the weak and the stupid!
HeroOfWar 0
YDI. Idiots like you are the ones we end up having to call for ambulances for at the ski hill I work at. Stop being a show-off and do what the sign says. They're there to keep you and others safe and also for liability.
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Comments (118)
gasbandit 2
I can commisserate.. once at breckenridge when I was a kid, I was going so fast that when I neared the "SLOW" sign at the bottom, I was going too fast to stop in time and I slammed right into the sign. Oh, and #83, the signs differ from mountain to mountain - some of the slow signs are only 2 to 3 feet tall, well within the range of jumping, especially if there's a nearby mogul.
DIAS_fml 0
one time, i raced a friend down a hill and he ran straight into an orange ski limit fence at top speed b/c it was invisible right after putting on orange tinted goggles. lol
Aert1ok995 0
don't be so full of yourself. YDI.
Paper_cut 0
YDI. i got hit once by a bitch like you and broke my arm.
brianjman14 23
YTDI. What if there was a kid behind the sign? Dumb ass.
JC_64 0
three letters hunn....... F.Y.L.
Nadinek98 0
this is why I've never been skiing
Thrasher91 0
serves you right
keebler123 2
fag
ltsune 3
What lesson was taught today? Do as the signs says!